Wednesday, May 19, 2010

You Know You're Paleo When...

This started as a friendly conversation between my husband and I on a walk this evening. By the end of the walk, we were laughing pretty heartily about how much our life has changed recently.

Top Ten Signs You're Paleo:
10. You start to get really excited when unusual body parts start getting leaner such as the back of your hands or your ankles
9. When you take your dog for a walk, the poop bags are now old produce bags
8. Your pantry now has an inordinate amount of nuts within it
7. You find yourself secretly judging coworkers when they eat their non-paleo lunches
6. You start wondering if it is possible to make your pets paleo too
5. Your standby gift for family and friends is now paleo related books
4. The word 'regular' has a whole different meaning now
3. You find yourself getting offended at Geico commercials
2. When at a pet food store, your husband remarks on the grain-free dog treats and you notice him lick his lips ever so slightly as he walks by
1. When you are at a park and see a squirrel you now have an undeniable urge to spear it and eat the entire carcass raw.

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